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“F#%K It.” – my final thought before making most decisions.
“I’m definitely going to do that tomorrow.” — Me being delusional
“Ladies first” was probably invented by a dude who enjoyed admiring women from behind.
500 recipes pinned to my Pinterest board. Eating a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
7 billion people on the planet and I can only tolerate maybe 10.
Aaaaand I’m already over this day.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Asking if I’m hungry is like asking if I want money. The answer is always YES.
AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
Be f#%king polite. Please.
Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful.
Behind every crazy women is a man who made her that way.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Car headlights should flash at the same time the horn is pressed to alert people with hearing difficulties.
Common sense is a flower that doesn’t grow in everyone’s garden.
Did anyone else get the email about them canceling school next week?
Diets are hard because I get hungry.
Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.
Don’t jump to confusions.
Don’t look for someone who will solve all your problems. Look for someone who won’t let you face them alone.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Facebook is the refrigerator of the internet. I keep going back to it expecting something to appear that I’ll enjoy.
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