71 Dating Quotes That Also Make Great Dating Advice

Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye. Thomas Fuller dating quotes
"Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye" - Thomas Fuller

Enjoy quotes about dating from famous people. We have compiled for you 71 awesome dating quotes.

Deep, Funny but Interesting Dating Quotes

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. – Ingrid Bergman

A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. Billie Holiday

An online dating site for really old people called Carbon Dating. – Kelkulus

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. – Woody Allen

Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye. Thomas Fuller

Dating has taught me what I want and don’t want, who I am, and who I want to be. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Dating is different when you get older. You’re not as trusting, or as eager to get back out there and expose yourself to someone. Toni Braxton

Dating is kind of hard. Like dinner or something like that. Like a forced awkward situation is very strange. Especially for me, for some reason. Zac Efron

Dating is really hard because everyone puts on a front. It’s really difficult to see who is who, so it is important to be yourself. Brooke Burke

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Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know. – Melanie White

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that’s why I don’t have a boyfriend. Lucy Liu

Hi mom and dad, meet my new boyfriend, Netflix – Swishergirl

I asked this one girl out and she said, “You got a friend?” I said yes. She said, “Then go out with him.” – Don Irreva

I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that. Mitch Hedberg

I don’t know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest – it doesn’t exist. Richard Gere

I don’t know the first real thing about the dating game. I don’t know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general. Jason Schwartzman

I hate first dates. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me. I didn’t think she’d actually demand to see the bat cave. – Alex Reed

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