Top 500 Cool Whatsapp Status In English You Can Choose From

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The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. Lao Tzu

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Cool Whatsapp Status In English

‘Lose my attitude?’ It’s not an attitude. I’m sick of being unappreciated. I’d love to see where you’d be without me.

“F#%K It.” – my final thought before making most decisions.

“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”

…did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!

…It’s not that I Hate you… But Let’s Put It This Way If You Were on Fire and I Had a Gallon of Water I’d drink it.

47% of all statistics are worthless.

A bad attitude can literally block love, blessings and destiny from finding you. Don’t be the reason you don’t succeed.

A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you won’t get anywhere til you change it.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

A can-do attitude is all one needs. It acts like a bridge between success and failure.

A cop pulled me over and told me “Papers”, so I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off.

A deaf child says “For all of you I am deaf but for me all of you are dumb”. Life have different perspective live the way you want to!

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

Act like a lady think like a boss.

Adding you as my friend doesn’t mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.

Adjustment with right people is always better than Argument with wrong people. A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words.

After 11 years in living in the same house I found out that the bathroom mirror opens up into a cabinet. 3 weeks after my dad changed the place of the door in my house. This morning I ran right into the wall that used to be a door that would be the 5th time???

All you have to know about celery is that it’s made up of 95% water, and it’s 100% not pizza.

Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.

Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

Am quitting face book to face my books.

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