126 of The Greatest Computer Quotes Ever…..And We Mean Ever!!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Emo Philips computer quotes
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing" - Emo Philips

Here are arguably  of the greatest computer quotes ever. Let the wit begin! Enjoy sharing on social.

The Best Computer Quotes Ever Said

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. Isaac Asimov

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. Joseph Campbell

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. Pablo Picasso

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Emo Philips

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. John F. Kennedy

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. Paul R. Ehrlich

Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window. Steve Wozniak

If the code and the comments do not match, possibly both are incorrect. Norm Schryer

Before software should be reusable, it should be usable. Ralph Johnson

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind. Donald Knuth

It has been discovered that C++ provides a remarkable facility for concealing the trivial details of a program — such as where its bugs are. David Keppel

Two years from now, spam will be solved. Bill Gates, 2004

I’m not one of those who think Bill Gates is the devil.  I simply suspect that if Microsoft ever met up with the devil, it wouldn’t need an interpreter. Nicholas Petreley

Where is the ‘any’ key?” — Homer Simpson, in response to the message, Press any key”

Perl: The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption. Keith Bostic

Program testing can be a very effective way to show the presence of bugs, but is hopelessly inadequate for showing their absence. Edsger Dijkstra

Standards are always out of date.  That’s what makes them standards. Alan Bennett

Hoaxes use weaknesses in human behavior to ensure they are replicated and distributed.  In other words, hoaxes prey on the Human Operating System. Stewart Kirkpatrick

Imagination is more important than knowledge.  For knowledge is limited, whereas imagination embraces the entire world, stimulating progress, giving birth to evolution. Albert Einstein

As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, in real applications. Dave Parnas

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. Edsger W. Dijkstra

There is only one problem with common sense; it’s not very common. Milt Bryce

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